It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
I don’t even care, I’m now forever referring to them as Christmas llamas.
LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
“And exactly HOW many times did he fall out the window?”
“It’s all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.”
(Source: someofuslaughsomeofuscry)
Via lock the doors and close the blinds
LOVE
Otterlock is a doucheface, but we love him anyway.Reblog for drugged coffee.
I will always love the Vatican cameos gif set
(Source: redkiteslongnights)
Via Nordic/Pagan DERP

